World of boys...

A few days ago Evan said, "Mom, something smells like poop." I said, "Did you poop?" He said, "Nope." Then he said, "I think it is my hand that smells like poop." "Ooh, gross, let's go wash it," I said. He said, "No mom. You need to smell it first." I said, "Disgusting! No way." He started laughing and then tried to put his hand by my nose.